There is an award for people who kill themselves in stupid ways!

Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who “improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.” The first recipient of this award was a college student who dressed himself up as Dracula for Halloween.
He put a pine board down the front of his shirt so he could “realistically” sink a knife into the board and pretend he was transfixed by a vampire-killing stake. The tapped the knife in with a hammer and because hammers are more powerful than pine boards, the blade buried itself into his heart. He staggered into his dorm room, gasping “I really did it!” Before dying.

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