Burglar alarms are so passé. If you really want to keep
burglars away, you should stud the walls around your property with
HIV-infected needles, just like a female doctor from Sobradinho in
Brazil has done
The unnamed orthopaedist had been robbed on numerous occasions by people
who scaled the fence around her home. To combat this, she placed
dozens of HIV-infected syringe
needles all the way around her wall, pointing upwards. Alongside
them she put the hand-written message: "HIV positive blood. Do not
trespass."
The new burglary deterrent went up last week, but was
spotted by neighbours who complained that her attitude was
"dangerous". Her landlord was alerted and then ordered the woman to
take the syringes down three days later. As a result, her license to
practice as well as her mental state are now under review. She
could well lose her license for taking contaminated materials from
the hospital which should have been disposed of by
incineration.
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